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Links for June 29, 2006 [Jun. 29th, 2006|06:00 pm]
Swirlee

I launched the new version of Swirlee today. Check it out.

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Links for June 24, 2006 [Jun. 24th, 2006|06:00 pm]
Video: Psycho complains to city about “rogue helicopter pilot”

This guy is an absolute loony. Hilarious and scary all at once.

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Links for June 23, 2006 [Jun. 23rd, 2006|06:00 pm]
TheStar.com – Happy up! It’s the happiest day of the year!

“Cliff Arnall, a psychologist specializing in seasonal disorders, created a formula for finding happiness and his research indicated that [June 23] is the happiest day for a variety of reasons.”

Video: Pablo Francisco impressions

My old college roommate always played an MP3 of this comedy routine featuring impressions of the movie voiceover guy, Keanu Reeves, and Arnold Schwarzenegger. Hilarious.

Cockeyed.com: NASCAR Drive-Thru Prank

Rob Cockerham & Co. turn a Carl’s Jr. drive-thru into a NASCAR SPEEDWAY. Improv Everywhere-esque and a tad anticlimactic, but amusing nonetheless.

Quiz: Hitler or Coulter?

This is just scary. Can you guess which quotes are attributed to Adolf Hitler or Ann Coulter? (Cue Godwin’s Law… now.)

diesel sweeties #1516: If it Wasn’t for Carbon-14, I Wouldn’t Date At All

“There are only two kinds of people in this world. One wants to travel back in time to get drunk with pirates. The other wimply wants to travel back in time to see what color dinosaurs really were.”

The Deep Sky Frontier

A really, really, really big web site. “At 77 pixels to the inch, this page takes up 3.4e18 square miles and is 1.844 billion miles on a side … That’s about 17 billion times the surface area of the Earth.”

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Links for June 20, 2006 [Jun. 20th, 2006|06:00 pm]
A CFL in every Home = 1 Nuclear Power Plant

A trade-in program to swap just one incandescent bulb in every home with a compact fluorescent bulb would save $4.1 billion over the lifetime of the bulbs and reduce energy needs the equivalent of one nuclear power plant’s output over the same period.

1,000 ways to open a beer bottle

Learn how to open a beer bottle with an electric toothbrush, fuzzy handcuffs, a garden gnome, a chainsaw, and nearly a thousand other household objects.

Wikipedia: List of fictional expletives

In case your cursing repertoire is feeling a bit limited, why not try “prunt,” “slitch,” or the venerable “frak”?

Matt Stone’s memo to the MPAA

A scan of the memo Matt Stone sent to the MPAA in pursuing an R rating for the South Park movie. “The intent now is that you never see Saddam’s real penis, he in fact is using dildos both times.” The P.S. is the best part.

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Links for June 19, 2006 [Jun. 19th, 2006|06:00 pm]
3-Year-Old’s Birthday Party Theme: ‘NewsHour’

Yes, the kid picked NewHour with Jim Lehrer for his birthday party theme. The video is priceless.

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Links for June 16, 2006 [Jun. 16th, 2006|06:00 pm]
Video: Jamie Kennedy – “Rollin with Saget”

“You are now about to witness the strength of Bob Saget… illest motherf*cker in a cardigan sweater.”

Video: Hope Is Emo – Chapter One “The Words Are Dying”

Hope is emo and seeks advice from the internet. From the creators of Ask a Ninja. Worth a chuckle or two.

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Links for June 14, 2006 [Jun. 14th, 2006|06:00 pm]
Photos of North Korea

A bunch of photographs of the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea taken by Russian designer Art Lebedev. Very, very surreal.

Video: Pythagoras Switch – Algorithm March

A very unusual Japanese dance. Worth sticking around for the second half: “With Ninja and Everyone Together.”

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Links for June 13, 2006 [Jun. 13th, 2006|06:00 pm]
Video: Henry Rollins: A Love Letter To Ann Coulter

Henry Rollins says it as only Henry Rollins can.

10 flagrant grammar mistakes that make you look stupid

I’ve never understood why programmers—who are more concerned with syntax than anyone else on the planet—have, as a group, such awful grammar. Anyway, read this and stop looking stupid.

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Links for June 09, 2006 [Jun. 9th, 2006|06:00 pm]
Video: Gnarls Barkley at the 2006 MTV Movie Awards

I’m not entirely sold on Gnarls Barkley yet, but I can’t help but appereciate their performance of “Crazy” dressed as characters from Star Wars. (Thanks, Tom!)

LOST-Theories.com

This ought to help keep you occupied over the summer. Very slick site for pimping your Lost theories and rating and commenting on others’.

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Links for June 08, 2006 [Jun. 8th, 2006|06:00 pm]
Independent Online: 20 things everyone needs to know

Including: How to iron a shirt, how to shave, how to ask someone out, and how to make a martini.

Video: Monkey teases dog

I think I need to go to bed. I’m enjoying this clip way too much.

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Links for June 07, 2006 [Jun. 7th, 2006|06:00 pm]
The Monkey Chow Diaries

“Can a human subsist on a constant diet of pelletized, nutritionally complete food like puppies and monkeys do? ... On June 3, 2006, I began my week of eating nothing but monkey chow: ‘a complete and balanced diet for the nutrition of primates.’”

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Links for June 06, 2006 [Jun. 6th, 2006|06:00 pm]
Shakespearean clichés

A list of 150 everyday expressions that we wouldn’t have without Shakespeare. A few surprises (to me), like “foregone conclusion” (Othello), “eyesore” (Taming of the Shrew), “good riddance” (Troilus and Cressida), and “one fell swoop” (Macbeth).

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Links for June 05, 2006 [Jun. 5th, 2006|06:00 pm]
Video: Animator vs. Animation

Really clever animation in which a Flash animator’s creation comes to life.

The symmetry thesis

Thesis: “A given person likes (loves) you as much as you like (love) him or her.” The counterexamples are many (or are they?), but the concept is very compelling.

Slashdot’s new design goes live

It looks like they’re still working out a few kinks, but Slashdot’s design has finally been updated to resemble something not eye-gougingly awful. I like (but don’t love) it, but it’s gonna take some getting used to.

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Links for June 04, 2006 [Jun. 4th, 2006|06:00 pm]
Typohpile: Fonts on LOST

Serious typography geeks discuss the various fonts used and misused on the hit teevee show.

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Links for May 31, 2006 [May. 31st, 2006|06:00 pm]
Willard Wigan :: Micro Sculptor

Willard Wigan makes incredibly tiny sculptures by hand, like the Statue of Liberty in the eye of a needle and the cast of Peter Pan on a fish hook. He slows his heartbeat through meditation and sculpts literally between heartbeats to keep his hand steady.

The A.V. Club: Worst Band Names Of ‘06

Not quite 75 real live bands, including Mood Syrup, Knife Knife Gun, and Awesome Snakes.

Casualties of the '05-'06 television season

A pretty comprehensive, if not entirely comprehensive, list of characters who were killed off on this season’s most popular shows. Spoiler alert, obviously.

memepool: Dezionized, Kirkless, and Hannibalized

memepool on fan re-edits of movies, including a less silly version of the Matrix sequels, Star Trek VII without Shatner, a more actiony Con Air, and “13 Going On 30: Extra Flirty.” Weird.

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Links for May 30, 2006 [May. 30th, 2006|06:00 pm]
Video: The Oozinator Delights Children

This is wrong in so many ways (PSFW). Click on the link in the update for some hilarious (if obvious) Amazon reviews.

Video: Kill Bill 1 & 2 in 120 seconds

Hyperviolent distillation of the Quentin Tarantino films. (It’s an advertisement, but still fun—if unsettling—to watch.)

LEEKSPIN DOT COM

I cannot. Stop. Watching this. (For some background, search Wikipedia for “Ievan Polkka.”)

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Links for May 27, 2006 [May. 27th, 2006|06:00 pm]
Wikipedia: List of Final Girls

“The Final Girl is a screen archetype: the last (and almost always female) character left alive at the end of a horror film. This is a list of Final Girls that have featured in horror films, together with details of the actors who played them.”

My Boring Ass Life » An 8 Minute Standing Ovation!

Kevin Smith’s Clerks II debuted at the Cannes Film Festival last night to an eight minute standing ovation. I kid you not. Okay, now I’m really excited to see it.

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Links for May 26, 2006 [May. 26th, 2006|06:00 pm]
Pop Goes the Loathing

I don’t play Kingdom of Loathing, but I’m pretty impressed with this directory of pop-culture references that fans have found in the game. 1,370 references so far.

FHM: Extreme Science Class

MythBusters’ Kari Byron in FHM. Need I say more?

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Links for May 25, 2006 [May. 25th, 2006|06:00 pm]
Bon Bon Land Video

A video tour of Denmark’s Bon Bon Land, possibly the strangest amusement park ever. It features self-operated rides and statues of cartoon animals performing cartoon bodily functions, including the “Dog Fart Coaster.”

Photo: Ceci n’est pas une peep.

I so wish I could buy this shirt.

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Links for May 24, 2006 [May. 24th, 2006|06:00 pm]
Forbes’ Billionaires Map

There are 793 billionaires in the world today, up from 476 three years ago. J.K. Rowling is #746. Four of the top 15 live in Bentonville, AR, and all four are named Walton. Africa has three, two of whom are white.

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